Dani Thompson
Paula Valentine / Rose / Miss Dani Teeze / Suzanna Diamond
Laurence R. Harvey
Vic Vorley / Chode the Toad / Major Tinto
Stella Paris
Stripper (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...")
Ayvianna Snow
Ilsa Lall / Eyeball Victim
Charlie Bond
Biscuit / Mary Whitehouse
Georgina Dugdale
Lemora Lachrymose (segment "These Burnt Children")
Pauline Peart
The Curator #2 (segment "Video Dungeon")
Andrew Spooner
Voiceover (segment "Witchfinder Actual 3D Trailer")
Annabella Rich
Ivy (segment "The Red Lipped Moon")
Peter Tilley
Walter (segment "Video Dungeon")
Rami Hilmi
Eggbert Humphries (segment "Egghead")
Chris Mills
Karl Carpenter (segment "The Red Lipped Moon")
Singh Lall
The Curator #1 (segment "Video Dungeon")
Andrew Elias
Captain Cavani / The Curator #6
